Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why do some children hate their parents?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Thunder-Pacers: Jalen Williams scores 40 as OKC wins Game 5 of NBA finals - Al Jazeera

I don’t cotton to rapists

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for fakery

ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

The Y chromosome is disappearing, and this fact is already causing problems for men - Earth.com

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Warning issued to couples who have sex less than once a week as research uncovers serious risk - UNILAD

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What are some ways to determine if a project is legitimate in the call center industry?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I can count

I don’t buy bullshit

What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I can read

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

‘Peacekeeper’ under investigation for role in Salt Lake City protest shooting - The Salt Lake Tribune

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Trump: The war between Israel and Iran should end - Axios

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon have PDA-packed date night at ‘F1’ premiere in NYC - Page Six

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand how hurricane paths work

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I see through liars

I actually pay taxes

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter